Robert: Buffalo vs Dogs Trap-Line Incident
After the wolves ran away, the buffalo saw my dogs and he charged my dogs. He came straight down the trail. That’s why my dog-sled pack leader was trying to stop because she knew that buffalo was there…
Category: Live Transcripts
Real story transcripts, from fascinating people who have been kind enough to share…
George: The Shipping Container Stowaway
This is George’s fascinating story about being a Romanian stowaway on a boat to Canada, and how difficult and near to death the entire experience was in illegal immigration.
Mexican Bar Brawl
Mexican Bar Brawl. -Live transcript of Mr. E. https://youtu.be/mEn2yTJO8xc n October, 2014, I went down to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. That is where Junior, one of my best friends, lives. We go down there to hang out and do all kinds of shenanigans. We go once every-other-year kind of thing… It was nearing the end of the trip of when I was supposed to leave. I went there with a one-way ticket and figured I would come back whenever I had...
Broken Baseball Dreams
Broken Baseball Dreams. -Live transcript of Mr. H. o this story starts off how I was drafted by the Toronto Blue Jays. The 18th round, second overall pick out of Canada. I ended up going down to Florida for a year and a half. Went to spring training with the Toronto Blue Jays. Proceeded to go to Kansas and Missouri. The thing is this whole time I had a long-term girlfriend. High school sweetheart of five years. So I decided...
My Worst Job: Pig Semen Insemination
My Worst Job: Pig Semen Insemination -Live transcript of Mr. Jason Whitrow. y worst job was the pig barn. I started there washing pig-shit when I was 14 or 15 years old. Then, I started doing the other jobs throughout the barn. We used to do our own semen collection. You’d have to haul the boars from one room into this other creepy black room with a weird pedestal where the boar would actually mount a stand that he thinks...
“The Bloodhound Gang are Wankers!”
Anyone ever heard of a band called Electric Eel Shock? There is a reason why you haven’t. The reason why you haven’t heard of Electric Eel Shock is because I managed them. And I may have held them back. But they are a fantastic band, from Japan. I toured with them from 2003, and I’m still a little bit involved. I fired myself. They are too nice to fire me. And I fired myself ’cause I thought I was holding them back.
Cute and Angry Rabies Bat Bite
Cute and Angry Rabies Bat Bite. Amber: “I heard a bird that was the least melodic bird I have ever heard in my life. I was thinking, ‘That bird is fucked up!’ It was making a really angry sound. I was smacking a stone with a geology pick and it was so loud. I was hurting my ears because it was so loud. Imagine how loud that was for his sensitive little bat-ears. Try to imagine the worst hangover you...
They Charged Me with Murder
“They Charged me with Murder” -Live transcript of my friend Mr. P. s a kid I was quite into boxing, trying to pursue that and fitness…constantly going to the gym. But it didn’t really tweak with me that I’d never really have the dedication. But I knew what I was doing. I went to the gym and I’d been training for a long time. I went on a night out with me friends. It got to the point where we’re...
Rock and Roll to the Rescue
Rock and Roll to the Rescue -The Rocco Valentino Live Transcript: friend and I were driving out in the bush one day and we decided we wanted to leave South Africa to go and see the world. Both 21, listening to The Doors and doing a few other things. Driving out there and we were deciding, “Well, where should we go? Should we go to the States? Should we go got Australia?” and we thought, “Australia is like South Africa. ...
I Fought a Dirty Cop for my Life in Tanzania
I Fought a Dirty Cop for my Life in Tanzania -Live transcript of my friend Mr. P. was in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, and wanted to do the Kilimanjaro climb. Really looking forward to it, and then I saw how much money they want for it, fees and park fees and all that guide shit. I would’ve done it on me own, cause it’s only a hike, and I’m that type of person. I would’ve just walked it myself. But,...
1939 Chevy and Telephones in the 1950’s
1939 Chevy, My First Truck -Transcript by my father, Milson Harris, b. 1936. t was a 1939 Chevy. Yea, I do not know, dad made the deal for it. I don’t imagine he paid very much for it. It was pretty bad. But yea, we were in the garage when we heard this noise in the yard and there was the truck sitting there, kind of in the middle of the yard, and the steam was rolling out all over...
Guitars Trump Cars
Guitars Trump Cars The Dave Deighton Transcript: hen we were a lot younger, my grandmother gave us some money. She had these bonds, so she’d put some kind of money away. She did not have a lot of money, so when we used to go over there the only thing that we would usually get was, “Here’s 50 pence for an ice-lolly.” And at that point, we didn’t have a lot of money lying around when we were kids so that...
